MASS EFFECT: AndromeDUH (of course it's gonna suck)

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Mass Effect: Andromeda is coming out. And it's gonna suck. What's amazing is that they've shown the flaws in their promotional material.


SHOUTOUT: Smudboy senpai for catching the """"""""""headbutt"""""""""": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFPDg1K-f2Y

GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE WHICH I DID NOT RECORD:
Detective Mode: The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrXmz7zZao

Let's Play Batman Arkham Asylum Part 3 | Where's Jim Gordon? (Detective Mode):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQRJs0Ia-8

OTHER SOURCES:
Rock Paper Shotgun:
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/03/14/mass-effect-andromeda-review-opening-hours/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbd-LTfc5Ho

Gamespot:
Worried About Mass Effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OgJvOJD7ZY

IGN: Gameplay Previews: Thanks Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwnP42cKZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8np0-h2nI7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9rwdaI8rCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InOcq7N_kYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_wFVfDxJQ

Vimeo Video for Mass Effect mixed with "Human" - It's the original version, as opposed to the remix played in the Official Trailer:
vimeo.com/198480935

I GOT ME A KROGAN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOA3CYQRm-o

Official Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

PAX EAST 2017 FOOTAGE: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Y4MdPiB8g

Mass Effect: Natalie Dormer (I'm sorry, I'm so sorry you got this role):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJhJEewCgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMoZGBzAHQ

Something Went Terribly Wrong Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3otBjVZzT0

ChrisRGun: Nice To Bleach You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdpRmrvim_E

IT BROKE NEW GROUND: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4&t=1816s

Filthy Franku: Bad Internet Rappers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6iefP8lf3o

Mass Effect 4k Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIzH6UcoW4

KNUCKLES image: got it from some 4chan shitposters
Ms. Mojo: Meet Cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqEknI2kIag

What Does That Mean Exactly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwv8sKLi6u0

MANVEER TWEETS: Got it from this website: 
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/mass-effect-designer-manveer-heir-hates-white-people-and-wants-the-world-to-know/

The Bukkakian From The Planet Dillhole
Curry Thunder is what happens in the bathroom shortly after I eat spicy food.
HorusHeresy1982
It's fine. Everyone can relax.
Kiyoshi Kirishima
Ass Defect: Androgynous.
dIRECT0R
Finally they hit that level where even truckloads of EA bribes can't get their shit game good reviews! And that's just the rock-bottom they were plunging towards for years. The only truly deep, inspiring Dragon Age or Mass Effect games - are the original Dragon Age and Mass effect games. Then the brains basically gave up, sold the studio and zero fucks given...

ME2's story was well-delivered, but mediocre at best, in ME3 they abandoned the grand underlying story of Mass Effect completely - and the less said about the horrible DA2 and DA:I - the better. "Well-polished turd" is the best that can be said about Inquisition.
HeavilyGamer
Gaming industry needs fresh brains to create good games!Gaming industry needs hard core gamers to create bad ass games and come with new ideas!
ultris07
wow XD Iron Blooded Orphans intro song.
Alex Jackson
I'm dying, most of this is so true 😂
JamesZeroSix
Fucking great editing, this shit was amazing.
Nanael OverLock
Another Sean Murray effect?
Srsly they lied multiple times, showed us scenes with graphics that aren't in the game... oh ffs... why do this to the mass effect series?
Mattias
https://youtu.be/0K1QQYGPkVA?t=5m57s
alien 1. holding an invisible weapon
alien 2. looks like hes gonna fall backwards
alien 4. Standing extremely wierd, who stand with the arms like that? also legs look more like spaghetti than legs with joints, like the other have
alien 5. hands clips throu the legs
bloody relight
FRANCIS OF THE FILTH!
Fredrik Arnesson
Wait... so the Drack dude didn't even really head-butt her? Wtf is this shit
boy with no arms
Wow, it's really mediocre! Couldn't have saw that one coming!
The DORUK
This is a masterpiece (!)
Brown Recluse
get your shit together bioware,
all your shit,just get it together
take it to the shit store and sell it if you have to....
Oscar Rubio
What is that Baba o´riley + Narration + Freeze frame referencing?
Reminds me of a John Hughes movie
Mr. Testosterone
WTF Hype Hype Hype Pre-order Opppssss Patch patch patch patch $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ DLC. Game of the year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Bourassa
Umbasa! The game is so glitchy! Your squad sucks balls, can't follow shit! Or shoot shit! The enemies can sometimes shoot u right thru cover, and can seem to tell that your the leader and to attack you, just ignores your squad. So they don't even provide a distraction most the time :/ boo!

All this hype, and now we wait for patches :/
aznpanda510x
What i hate the most about this game is. i can't equip and unequip ITEMS!!! REALLY BITCH!!! I'm inside my ship and i can't unequip items so i can sell it or scrap it. I have to do it when i Land? and why can't i change my followers GUNS!!!
KindWizzard
$100.000.000 game, rly?
Submersed Mantis
im glad you adressed nipples the enchilada
KidScipio
i think the blue chick is kind of hot
jebes909090
Did bioware just create the nelix of the mass effect universe?! ..........starts slow clap
Rafy Koby
seems like all the great game series I grow up with turn to a huge pile of shit
Imago Gestalter
who dafuq would name a character peebee?? Please kill yourself!
MrEnterthehole
Racist developers. No sale here or to any member of my extended family.
Nejra
Anyone knows the song @ 0:15
Rejector71
Weekend Warrior. I hope to God that you're loving Iron Fist on Netflix. It's really good. Don't listen to the critics
Lazy Spark
It's like when new, shittier owners take over your favourite restaurant. It's the same food, only worse and with the possibility of food poisoning.
David Elias
Bioware. You had me at Baldur's Gate and you carelessly tossed me away at the end of Mass Effect 3. I kept coming back and preordering like our love and trust had never been broken. Even after Old Republic went to F2P while kicking subscribers in the pockets I stayed on board. I preorder Inquisition and you gave me in return a serious patch fix that took three months before I could play Inquisition on the PC. The doctors are gone and so is the soul of Bioware and in replace of them we have Heir, SJWs and more politics instead of polished animations, incredible storytelling and an RPG that used to make their world all yours. Well... I can wait for the game to the bargain bin.
Jesuchrist Von Piro
this is what happens when you sign a bunch of niggers, cucks and faggots instead of capable programmers
jestemnoobem
It's as if Shepard was somehow making Bioware pay for ending his story so... poorly :P Now Bioware will end just like they made him end, where nothing MAKES BLOODY SENSE! XD
Cap285
"No bigots allowed"

No $60 for you then.
Blue-eyed Samurai
What a shitty game... only dykes and faggots will like it (so in other words 90% of the Bioware crew).
TheProfessor1234zz
4:26 - 4:54 I feel ashamed just for being the same race as this faggot...
synysterxdave
I love how bioware tried to compare andromeda to the witcher 3 too in terms of quest depth, animation quality and graphics in general
cl1cka
Well you have to look at ME:A as entirely new game, not part of ME series and in no way compare it with them.
The reason? Everyone that worked on previous ME left BW for various reasons, some of which include :
- Lead writer leaving after EA bought BW and they starting to push him to write their vision not his.
- Bad working conditions.
- Increasingly hostile environment for straight white males working there, as proven by the racist towards whites LEAD gameplay designer (seriously he had posts on twitter that whites should be killed...)
- EA cutting BW's end-game for ME3 and replacing it with their Star Child, led to all the rest of the writers leaving....
So it's a new game, made by a new team , who for some reason thought it's best to make male characters look like their models, but make female ones intentionally far less attractive....
anwar ali
The editing on this video deserves a goddamn oscar
qualivia
So about that X-men apocalypse review. Great content man.
War Saber
Lmao @3:52-4:07 that was enough for me to be convinced lol
Roger Skinner
Why would this suck? Try power cycling your machines from time to time. Most glitches are due to not turning off your console or computer for a months or few hours for consoles. I like to think the missing punches might be homage to the shitty YouTube prank vids. As for the racist guy, I come from a place where it's encouraged to be free to develop opinions based on what the world gives us. If white people hate him for his belief that white people hate him, doesn't that reinforce his belief and serve to prove how right it is. If ya make it a serious issue then you just make sure it spreads. Just let him look ignorant all by himself. The more videos that are made about it the more likely it is to spread. In having it in here you are just getting white people to hate him. And more other races to hate white people. Then ya get to make a vid about that. Then you are the problem, just as mainstream media has been all these years.
Raf the Gamer
watchmojo thought this was going to be the game of the year...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
MrCrazyLovingGuy
The dislikes work for bioware 😂
Theseus Rahl
2:03 "Back up, literally."
LOL what a great line of dialogue. A real writer would realize that when someone says something in a stern voice, the concept that the character literally means what they say is implied. Glad I didn't pre-order this game, nor will I ever for any game ever again.
SAXONS
This game suffers from Bioware taking the PC Cyanide pill.
ubbgn
U buy EA games and u end up here!
Gandro93
Gonna watch a few lets plays and hope that the gameplay is good. Though I probably won't buy it until I'm 100% done with Persona 5 anyway.
Nathan Licata
I swear all you guys are just hating this game because it's the popular thing to do. If you can't get over occasional sub-par animation then that's honestly your own fault.
Mike King
Cool, so I can keep playing Witcher 3 while I wait for this to drop in price and be heavily patched!!
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