50 Funniest Drunk Texts!

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50 The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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(GONE VIRAL!!!) I Pranked My Dad With SAM SMITH-I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE Lyrics:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NTCqFIwfGA

(GONE WRONG!!!) I PRANKED MY MOM BY FAKING MY OWN KIDNAPPING IN TEXTS!!! :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gej3t69Uphs&t=25s

I Pranked My Brother With ''Justin Bieber-Sorry'' Lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JORl2jirH4U

TOP 10+ DUMBEST TEXTS EVER!:
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Funniest Teen Crush Texts 2017!:
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Most Hilarious Crush Texts Ever!:
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Funniest Bathroom Signs Ever! :
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10+ Most WTF Snapchat Photo Fails:
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Teen Couple Texts That Epically Failed 2016 (Part2):
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BEST CHEATING PARENTS CAUGHT ON TEXTS 2017:
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*NEW *FUNNIEST CHEATERS WRONG NUMBER TEXTS 2017 โค๏ธ :
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The Most Savage Texts You Will Ever Read!:
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FUNNIEST TEEN CRUSH TEXTS YOU WILL EVER READ!:
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Kevin Luong
hey, kev is my name
Bros Before Hoes
5:16 i almsot died XD
Jasonify XD
I don't know if the story is true. But my friend told me that I was so drunk that my girlfriend came to my house and she said "hey babe" and I said "if I could fuck you with my fuckin dick, I would. But I have a girlfriend." But directly after I was fucking her with all my strength in front if my friends. ( we were both all naked.)
Most Lucko
Mace: I wasnโ€™t that drunk...
Dave: You tried to chug and empty bottle
Mace: so? I thought it was full
Dave: before you drank it, your cut it In half...
Mace: ...
Bpoop R
Aka ( bang)
Bpoop R
I got drunk at a party and ended up fucking my girlfriend
thecoolpvperboy j
me were am a? my gf at a party me no my gf your drunk me no im batman im never drunk! my gf fuck me me okay im coming
Elizabeth is awesome
I think the first one Jason m is my dad O_O
Angelo Manarang
I have one my cousin said she is avirgin boy hahaa
Ava Booth
I was trying to take my drunk grandma for a golf cart ride and she kept flooring the peddle saying "go go why won't you move" when I have no even turned the key
Kitty Kat
I was so drunk one night with my friends and bf when i got beer on my pants my bf when to go change it for me and I said I had a bf and I did not realize it was my bf , he said I was trustworthy Iโ€™m happy
Bailey Holloway
How did I get to watching anime to this??? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Ryan Eagle
I laughed at the thumbnail. I almost cried.
The Lix - Gaming and Mathematics
2:13

Who the absolute hell has dinner at 3PM. If you donโ€™t understand 24 hour time, 15:00 means 3PM.
Kenny Lund
Good writers. Not real! Did CNN have anything to do with this?
nokia 3310
this guy literally fakes texts....
Robloxian Baby Moon Studios
My dad was so drunk once he put my disabled grandpa on the couch, took his WHERLCHAIR, DROVE DOWN THE ENTIRE *STREET*, SINGING UNSTOPPABLE BY SIA
Edit: wheelchair *
sofiya lol
The one at 4:41 got me #potterheads
TheEDSAPikachu
3:36 i'm literally watching spongebob right now
Andrew Trybus
Look at the time for each text!!! They were right after each other
Random Ranter
5:27
OK that one got me XD
dragon slayer
dud how drunk was I last night. Well,at one point I convinced you try and bite your own nose. Then what happend. You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming.






You thought I was puting the rest Ha
Bmc 143
My dad was so drunk every time he saw a bird...he would follow it around screaming..."TWEETY BIRD THE KITTY WON'T HURT YOU DOWN HERE!!"
Vlog Day
my girlfriend came home and then kept pulling down my pants
Galaxy _cat
Once I was so drunk the next day I couldnโ€™t even type to my best friend what did I do last night,apparently I cut open all of the pineapples screamingโ€SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!โ€ Then on the way back I stuck my head out of the window and stood on the car roof while we were moving and I was singing call me maybe but at the end of every line I shouted I love the ground and my blankets,I TRULY LOVE MY FRIENDS
Kronoks
I screamed my (kinda (not really (but a lil clear))) crush's name in the class' snapchat group. I hate myself.
Jhon Valesco
3:41 SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU ARE THERE
Patrick Kikkert
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Kara Bezares
5:41 Larry Stylinson ๐Ÿ’–
King Noctis
Steve:: i wasn't that drunk
Me:: u gave a mushroom to a dwarf and kept yelling grow mario grow ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Steve: ok i was drunk then ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
nesssa222Playz_Roblox
5:09 is my faviorate I was dieing
Raven Half Demon
So We Were Having A Party At My House And Then I Was Slamming My Face In The Pizza Saying: "EAT RAVEN EAT" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD That Was The Best Day Of My Life
Taylor Arnold
lollllllll lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
Captain sauce fan
Tommy: dude I wasn't THAT drunk.
Kevin: dude you said: I am going to be a vergin for ever I want to set a good example for my kids...
Tommy: okay maybe I was drunk.
Brenda Poss
can i make up a story plz cuz if i can that would cool
Ashlyn Princess
Anne(GF): why did u drink??
Fred(BF): I only remember the party near the aquarium OK??
Anne: Well, u crawled there and begged the shop owner to stop drowning the fishes. U even bought a pineapple and attempted to stuff ur sponge in it thinking it was sponge Bob.





Me: I made this up myself so I know this is bad.
Jahara Hill
One time I asked my mom the date and she said itโ€™s The Friday the 64th LOLOL
Jahara Hill
One time my aunt was so drunk she went to Starbucks and kept demanding a free water because they drowned a fish.....(fish donโ€™t drown)
Brennan Donovan
My cousin punched a kid and yelled "Take that Draco Malfoy!" Then the kid kicked him in the nuts and said " take that Potter" I'm not sure if there was something wrong with the kid or if he was trying to make a joke, but my cousin was definitely drunk.
twaimz lovers
Lolz the 1st 1
jxyismad
i like how you censored butt. even though its not a fricking swear word
Pinkismybae Msp
ITS GETTING AWAY!!ITS GETTING AWAY:')
Nino Jalaghania
Babe:HEI bAVe I LO be u
Jenna:I rape too
DallasCowboys4Life Logang4Life
Thumbnail why does it say the time was 21:03 ??
HeroYT YT
mymom was so drunk once that she strted singning to a poo stay with meeee i heard it and i was so laughing
Rassezzz
Yeeeahh.. I was on one party with my friends and my friend tell me i tryed to bully everyone in the party and i waked up at
the ditch beated the shit out of me...
Darkness music
Just saying candy is a drug




So if you have a lot of candy you go crazy and if you have too much of alchoal you go crazy (Also I mean drunk and my grammar might be incorrect)
Phoenix-Chan Soucy
Ya! I know a drink story! My best friend's mom was once at a party and she got so drunk she broke the bowl of punch saying "the blood of the dead! I have been drinking bloooooooooood!!!!!!!!!" Lol
diamondcatt Robox and more
WHY THE HELL IS MY FIRST NAME AND MIDDLE NAME IN THIS VIDEO
Filip ร…strรถm
FAIL FAIL 9:35 it says 3:38AM but the text says 21,08
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