BIRDS BEING DICKS

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Music:
Title: Emergency (Instrumental Mix) by Chris Ramos from Emergency EP
iTunes Download Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/emergency-single/id534040673?uo=4
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Title: Laszlo & WRLD - You & Me
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Listen on Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/0Z5tuyEPWWpeVRvMuXMXTt
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Title: Stephen Walking - Hey
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Title: Starship by Grant from Starship
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Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglhMDQdFms&t=1s

Outro Song:
Morgan Page - Candles (Carta Remix)
Video link: https://youtu.be/DUQuESrnYbc
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Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)

Lucas Zaccheo
its not keyboard cat its KEYBOARD BIRD
CrashedFighterProductions
Fun fact about birds: The shrike is said to have advanced intelligence because it uses TOOLS! Kind of how apes will use rocks and stuff, the shrike uses a spike on a certain type of plant to impale its prey and will proceed to eat the prey off the spike.
ww gaming
My unkle wrote Lawrence in arabia
derp33 Squid
Birds know what they're doing alright.they're just jerks.
Raptor Hawwke
ok so i dont really care and im relativly new but why is he fine saying dick, crap, dammit, damn, and a couple others a think but not fuck? like dick is just as bad as fuck
Ryan Smith
The video at the 5 minute mark, yeah that duck is trying to fork them.
ESS722 ESS722
Mother ducker
Talon Greenlee
That amount of woodpecker destruction is normal. Also those “shock absorbers” are it’s tongue wrapped around its brain. Just so ya know.
oreo560
The green bird kicked the blue bird
Greyarrow304
Oh birds know....my parakeet threw seed to see us pick them up and sqwaked till we did
The Combat Wombat
when you realise he used the same thumbnail for "cats freaking out" and "animals being jerks'' EXPOSED
KestrelDC
I feel like birds can understand what they're doing/saying to an extent. My mom has a bird that knows that when she says "hey, Boo," she is greeting him. He says it to her, too, understanding it is a greeting, but not that the phrasing makes it directed at him and that we would say it differently when directed at someone else. He also knows the word "scritches" which is when you rub their feathers a certain way to simulate preaning to show affection. When we give him scritches, he often says "scritches, scritches, scritches." So I think they, as many are social creatures, can pick up on a general meaning and when to say it to an extent. But only to an extent.
Anthony Marvel
Jordan, a lot of birds out there are actually quite smart.
ATLAS JET
You need to probably blur that penis swan at the start of the video. XD
Travis West
Driving with birds are fun
SlashStrikeZ136
U say dick but not fuck, what?
william wednesday
my sister has a friend that has a bird and when it's tired it says night night in a different language
Goretantath
blind as a bat was wrong, why put any stock in bird brain?
GothMoth
Guinea pigs have eyes on the side. I joke that mine give us the “side eye”
TheDaxter11
holy shit of course birds realise what there doing, maybe they dont know what there saying when they copy people speaking or the noises things make but ALL ANIMALS know what there doing when they do something
nick watson
That bird needs Jesus
Gamer overlord0
I think the bird is trying to be a show off so he can be the only bird who scared a tiger
A random Lizard
Birds can
Alicia Hurley
Yes birds do understand. I have chickens and when anyone comes out of the door they rush over for food and if there is no food they peck your toes or shoes.
Woolen Shepea
Omg Jordan seagulls have tallons
Osias Runyon
Some birds can understand basic words and the human language such as the African grey parrot
TobiTijger
I have a bird he poop on you 😂🤣 he poop in my head 😭😭
CrabbierBull 391
Should have been: birds being ducks
Aubrey and friends
That bird trying to summon sateen is lol
Angelica Licka
The swan dick is in oslo:) that is if there are no others but ive seen it there
KenjiTheSnek
Ravens actually do have the capacity to play and enjoy it. Ravens also are just amazingly smart
Sean wright
Birds are one of the most intelligent animals more intelligent than a dog
Alicia Wess
Bird brains are large relative to they're bodies. They're very intelligent.
Lisa Troiani
piecing
Pixle pixle
the gose was trying to mate with him btw
Simon Ro
The top one's deserved
Aidan White
That first penguin has a massive cumshot
Fructose Cornsyrup
Oooh, some birds are as smart as six year olds. I'll assure you as a parrot owner they know exactly what they're doing.
TheSlitherySnake
You are correct about the predators having eyes on the front, and prey on the sides, so prey can see all around them, and predators can focus on certain things
Maclain Trepanier
Ever seen a picture of a t-Rex sparkles? Cause I think they had eyes on the side of their head and they were THE apex predator
AlexPlayz
That bird "summoning Satan" is done with life so it is trying to break it's neck
Cassandra Tarr
The science of birds is called ornithology.
Elizabeth Fernandez
Is it weird that I find Jordan's voice rlly soothing
Timothy Beebe
Birds realize what they are doing they are very very smart
shmoobalizer
He says dick but not fuck
Nano
Now how did your laptop keys come off?
My bird did it
Wait what?
Exactly
Titanic SeaTurtle
Fuck
Dum Blanc
The reason that ducks mindlessly walk on concrete is that the concrete feels like mud making them think there is water around
Gaming with red panda
This is one of the first video I've seen my jordan
Alexis Johnstone
The dream means you're going to Hogwarts. Have fun!
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