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Cassidy Miller
It is bullshit that u will talk about trump in sighting violence but when Hillary and dems are prooven to have done it on w larger scale the media is dead silent
2:00 Plot twist: Coke is their sponsor and they're piiissed
Karen Kennedy
Hi jen karen is on the phone floyd
Goodie goodie two shoes
Your majesty if you hear the sound of tik tacs get out out and move..... move RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
Deon Blue
Plot twist, his nickname was Rocketman.
Colbert criticized trumps nick naming of Kim Kim, trump must have took it to heart as he later adopted the "little rocket man" nickname.
Adam Salas
Fucking un American PRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This episode is the reason the orange idiot calls the midget idiot "little rocket man".
Dictator tot is my favorite πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ashleigh Miller
Obama and Michelle look so in love. Hell, I'd be happy to take pictures of that woman with her bad ass bod(arms).
Lee Johnson
Trump will never release his tax returns. Instead Trump will start a Nuclear War that will destroy all life on Earth. Trump will do whatever is necessary to avoid Releasing his Tax Returns.
Alisha Wilson

Six months later Trump finally found that nickname... Rocket Man.

We're so not OK, America. Not OK. Least okayest in my lifetime so far.

Heading towards a place that will make The Great Depression look like The Great Happy.
yes trump is idiot, but what drives me more in this is the piano guy. He is shouting random noises like a retard.
Alex Boricua
The bird πŸ¦…πŸ–•πŸ» was awesome
cherry Pepsi
Corey Kato
ahem Rocketman.
Philip Hockenbury
Nick Westbrook
Lol sorry, but can someone expand my knowledge base and explain the tic tac thing?
Dak Lamerbusch
I have a hunch he will be out of office before he can release his taxes. Just a hunch!
Natalie Kendel
Patricia Casablanca
The people's republic piglet! πŸ˜‚
Ryan Ehrhart
The Azkaban reference was what sealed my like
Laura Rodriguez
El Presidumpty!
William H. Baird
RELEASE YOUR DAMN TAXES "TRUMPF".. you fucking insecure retard!
kristopher barker
3:45 what about at school
Justin Calderon
4:17 and the king of late night is born
Ryan Johnson
20 days later...
I clicked on this video, and the video wouldn't play. I got concerned.
Nicole Siguan Crisaldo
We're fucked
Nigel Johnson
How is the US going to deal with a egotistical, megalomaniac armed with nuclear weapons? My guess, impeach him before the next election.
Justus Wilcox
There's not gonna be a war.
Cosma Mollenhauer
I've actually been only watching stephens monologues all day long and I've never laughed so hard so often, that man is such a savage, holy fuck- best day ever!
A Thermonuclear Explosion
I'm waiting
Dic-tater tot
who thinks of old spice every time ya hear of Sean Spicer?
Jas12 502161
Don't kill Harry Potter, Trump. I'm only on book 5.
Maggie Monroe
So funny, so true. It's really never been easier, but Colbert is a master of his craft-m
I can't believe we didn't get a Nuremberg Defense joke over the white supremacist who was just following Trump's orders. Too obvious, I guess.
Emma SpAce
"my blast shelter with some pepsi" we are in a parallel universe from vaults and nuka cola
Azkaban πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Tucker Bowen
i'd love to see Harry Potter kick Trump's ass, almost as much as i'd love to see him kick the LoEG version of himself's ass
"Get him out! Get him out!! Get him out!!!... You Esse! You Esse!! You Esse!!!"
Brock Weaver
We made it to june
Cheryl Johnson
Dear Steven...You're hilarious...Thank you so much for you & your show's unbeatable talent. Your writers are brilliant & your delivery is excellent. :) Don't know what rational thinking US citizens could have done to endure & survive laughingly what's happening.
Madeline Vitale
I love you Stephen, please keep up the great work
Authors Architect
Presidency does NOT make him immune to lawsuits. That would be a monarchy.
Panda Moo
I hope the rest of the world does not involve themselves with trump.
my finger's been bleeped out. FUCK YOU
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