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None of this was true. Markiplier, you are amazing!! Every single video that you upload is filled with happiness and just overall awesomeness. watching your videos makes my day (and also makes me laugh so hard I pee a little ;)) with every video I watch of yours my day gets a little bit better so thankyou so much!!! Everything they say is absolutely bullsh*t
I like the recent markiplier more than the old one
Mark, you kinda remind me of a child on a sugar rush, who spends half of their life wearing a paper crown and shouting at the bodies of broken robots.
I wonder why...
(I am soooooo sorry I DON'T MEAN IT- ...well I do, but its not a bad thing, its why I subscribed XD)
Edit: Anndddd I'm the one who is sitting here watching a child shouting at robots...
What am I doing with my life XD
a month without uploading he comes back with a tag
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag
so prepare for an attack so you better prepare,
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his hair,
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii
you never tweet you overeat,
all you do is cry and sleep
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry,
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
seeing this he's gonna go and cry,
cuase he's copying the other YouTube like Jacksepticeye
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the YouTube nation
click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year
to see his last video from 1 year where he's editing with fear
so leave a comment with your reaction you can call him a liar
cause you just witnessed the roast of Markiplier
(I'm so sorry mark i didn't want to do this because making this was hard for me so I'll say one last thing)
(I want you to make a try not to laugh 7 please)
"Better not be a fuckin short joke" lol holy shit your the best dude keep up the good work bro
mark da best
At the end of the day you have got to love markiplier I admire his immaturity and happiness and how he just thanks people for trying to destroy him I think this video hurt my feelings more than his😂😂😂😂😂
Here's my roast : Your so ugly that my barf barfs from you!!!!! MUHAHAHA
I'm steal here for you markimoo
i love you channel its so good
What does "edgy" hair mean?
You didn't really get roasted Mark, you got 'caps locked' by a bunch of pissy 12 year olds :)
ryan dick i so agree that u r a dick ryan and im sure if i was his friend i would deal with him instead of live in a shoebox but thx for the oppertunity but ill pass
FUCK ALL THE TOHERS
well u sure did weep like the little baby bitch that you are when u played fnaf
the end of this is why he is so inspiring
I VOTED TRUMP!!!!!! roast me
MARKI, mY ROAST IS:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I JUST CANT ROAST YOU!! YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF AN ADORABLE, SMOL, PRECIOUS BEAN BAB FOR ME TO HURT YOU!!!
Wait is he on Facebook in 2016? That's a roast all by itself
These insults can trigger adolescents. Lol has anyone heard of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?
you red nosed.... fuck you XP
Your hair looks like my last period. Put a tampon in that shite.
mark put this in vid plz YO MAMA SO STUPID, when she gets locked in a grocery store SHE DIED OF STARVATION
Sarah Grace Raynes
The Glenn one got me!
1:23 this fan just got roasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone married someone else in your family, maybe you wouldn't be born at all. That is better than you having the last name "Doom"
The Insanity Virus
Here's the best Markiplier Roast you can do to trigger him.
YOU'RE SHORT, FISHBACH
that was my Roast 👇
Mark do u think u famous hahaha that just mistake i would prefer Pew or jack than u
Sorry Mark 🙏🙏
If i wantedto kill myself i'd climb to your ego, as impossible task as that may be, then fall to your height.....
Seriously though, you're pretty awesome
Mark, you're nicer than I would've been.
do to your self lack of FUCKING EVERYTHING you use nothing but dildos because you have no lover in your life,no real friends,and not even imaginary friends you use youtube to boost your life to get better WHICH WILL NEVER WORK you can't, won't and will never be able to do anything great or even ok for that matter and any of your"good stuff" scars you physically mentally and verbally and honestly i don't even know why i watch your stupid FUCKING SHIT.
your more stupid than sundeess clone
DO MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!!
Nakoju Itamasi Akimata
Markiplier says what is that?And Matthew says your mom
I find it funny that Mark said Canadians have bad grammar.
Cus wees iss bets spelres
razar of death
markymoo chang the hair to pink to match your pink mustache lol
Dear Ryan Dick I rather hang out with Mark for 5 minutes then have to deal with your asshole attitude.
OMG I LOVE IT 1122334455667788991010
no offense to anyone but I'm nine in love with this so.....
Taco trophy eh? Might be the only award u ever won
Mark u want a roast? Jack has less amount of subscribers than u but he's funnier than that Chinese disgrace
Hands down, Markiplier has grown the best community in YouTube.
Mark, your face will create doom to the world SOMETHING SMELLS DOOMY AND FISHBAUCHY
That poem though.......
Most of these sucked. Let me try. You never beat Vanish.
when markiplier looks in the mirror it breaks , Thats my roast