The Late Show's Teen Secrets

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Stephen peers beneath the 'Teen Secrets Narc Desk' to inform parents about the latest trends in adolescent drug-doing.

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Russell Paterek
"We found your 70 stashes of drugs, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"...and you missed my isis throw pillow?"
Noa Harriott
maybe the real drugs were the ones hidden inside us all along
Friedrich Nietzsche
All those news segments did were give me tips
Tripdango
My right wing extremist Arizona parents inspected my eyes, smelled my breath and were going through my clothes and bedroom hoping to catch me doing something bad. That 'I got you now' moment was a reward they sought vigorously. But the double barrel 12 gauge sawed off shot gun under my bed was a non issue. Nothing to see there. Conservative values on parade.
Yukimura Sanada
Porn equals Drugs? Seriously?
Nana Chunk
1:40 the mile 420 sign is enough for me to be suspicious haha
Cas
That's a highly fluffy cat, right there.
Sploogmaster2
The candle thing, really? Spoons are still a thing you know.
Take It or Leave It Reviews
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes...I heart you Colbs
Brooke R
Why isn't the late show posting as often as they normally do?
Mark Daher
colbert just aint funny
J. Fabricio Elías
ROFL.
Ang D
I hide snacks because I have siblings 😔
Nicolayye
damn guys, we've been caught.. any other good hiding spots for my bad grades?
Cas
I came back for Burrito
MyShreddedSanity
This scare tactic bullshit just makes me irrationally stabby.
Emily Leavitt
I'd hide drugs in you Stephen....just sayin!
Helena Nilsson
Wait, people still use calculators? Come on, that's superfluous. Why buy a calculator when you can buy a phone that's essentially a calculator that you can also play games, google porn and call your dealers on?
BASK3TBALL4LIVE
Drugsbunny^^
jaime delgado
damn it Steven just gave up our stash sites
D .willis
Anyone else notice the "final lie" before-hand?
steve1978ger
now I'm ashamed to be an adult, thanks a lot newsjerks!
Brandon Johnston
Burrito is so fuzzy!
PJ Svenska
Is it just me going all freudian or is SC really really sexy?
Diego O' Land
OMG! that's awesome. My kids stash their drugs in my liver.
Chum Kh
These are nothing but just hyped up bullshits .
Cletus Kasady
Where can I get those pillows? Seriously though XD
Ahmed Ibrahim
man , its always weird when " Teens " are the subject
and yeah , i was a teen one day , and thats wt makes it more weird
Freelancer 117
one step closer to Idiocracy, murica fook yeah
Gez
Condom tapas. We've all done it
jmtnvalley
Lock 'em all up!
Robert Meyer
i love you Stephen...keep on calling trump a cock holster
Timo
Who also first read "Teens React" in the title?
Grantflip
did he really bring back a 15 year old joke, oh god im old lol
Brian Link
Tip of the drugberg ROFL
James Moseley
Wow. That news station has absolutely nothing. All I learned is that Arizona anchors are very creative at hiding their drugs in teenage bedrooms. That's creepy on multiple levels.
RoN
kids kooking heroin
Дмитрий Бродович
Whadda fook wuz zis epizode ????!!!!
TM P
Because we know how much Colbert loves teens. Got some Anthony Wiener action going on the side sicko Stevie?
Klara Stern
:D
Julia Heisenberg
The cat as a bag full of weed hahahah
General Public
Don't eat Burrito!!! No, he's not a burrito, he's a cat! Seriously Colbert, if you take one more step towards that microwave with that cat in your arms... oh good, the cat jumped out of your arms to safety and is now eating marijuana out of a duffel bag. Good, now everything will be groovy, baby.
Elle P
Burrito's huuuugggge! I want to see more Burrito please !!! <3 <3 <3
kiliyah perry
dude the news is probably helping kids better hide there drugs.
Silent Hunter
I read the title: "Teen reacts to The late shows" my bad...
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
this was hilarious!
Flynnie Junior
And it gets even worse. I, in an attempt to hide drugs from my parents, put my weed inside my remote vibrator. And let me tell you, ny girlfriend did not appreciate it when I forgot about it.
Danillo Rodrigues
IS STEPHEN COLBERT DOING MACCARONI LIVE???
SUCH AUDACITY SUCH COURAGE
Max Hess
I didn't realize teens could be this stupid. And I'm a teen.
Vin Grier
you know what's weird about these news stories? it warns parents BUT it also gives the teens ideas they didn't already know
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