The New U.S. Constitution As Written By Trump

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It didn't take Trump long to turn the Bill of Rights into the Bill of Alt-Rights.

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andres franco
Yes they did do something bad they didn't take care of there health so they die
Black Parrot Gigi
Fuck that piece of shit asshole calling people "bad choices" for being sick. Fuck you. My spouse ended up needing a triple bypass due to hereditary causes despite him being healthy and taking care of himself, infact we FOUND OUT he had a condition because it started getting harder and harder for him to work out at the Gym so we took him to the hospital to find out it was either FIX IT or DIE. How dare that Republican rep even think for a moment that genetics are a fucking choice.
Jessica John
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Erik BuddhaTao
If rich people can tie up poor news reporters with "Trumped up" lawsuits... on that day, the free press will be a thing of the past.
Lee Da Boss
yeahhh John Adams tried suppressing the presses voice with the sedition act... didn't go well
Steven Grotte
Brooks---------another GREAT trumpanzze.
Dak Lamerbusch
Trump has had one miniscule victory: school lunches can now have 51% whole grain instead of 100%. In my book, that is a good victory; what kid wants gross 100% whole grain??? And with that one itty bitty accomplishment, he will be thrown out of office.X'D
DemonAlchemist
Okay, replacing Michelle Obama's school lunch programs is a great idea. Anyone who supports what she did, hasn't eaten a school lunch since she did it. I was in High School when that shit rolled out. I saw our food go from somewhat unhealthy and good tasting to somewhat unhealthy and shitty tasting. Our food didn't get healthier, it just got worse.
David Edwards
I find it a sad affair that you suggest trump would change the US constitution. trump is dangerous enough without you giving him more ideas
Deborah Crawford
Robert Fox...you summed up the tRumpf-induced erosion of Democracy perfectly
Christopher MacLachlan
You Americans are idiots. With all the wealthy cunts your country has universal health care would be a breeze to make happen. Fucktards. All of you.
Ari Bellerose
Is it just me, or will America ever give the guy an inch of slack. He's a jerk, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you have to admit that another four years of a troubling coverage that the ACA gave would be terrible. President Trump has never been in any office before, and he really wanted to check off that 'repeal and replace' promise on his list, and he utterly failed at producing a well-thought-out replacement. I wish there was a way the media could give him a chance, and I wish there was also a way to support him while also criticizing him. The whole Russia thing was blown out of proportion; sadly, I have not yet heard an unbiased coverage of the claim, leaving me to make the conclusion that it either was severely overdone or it never happened (I doubt the latter).
Lucy Baumann
DESSERT STORM
Inquisitor Pippa
"They've done the things to keep their bodies healthy,"
You mean they weren't born with a handicap. So does that mean the GOP has found a way to prevent diseases and other conditions?
Dee Pattison
What does the Mo stand for in his name, any guesses?
Artoftalent07
Do trump supporters not feel their own iq drop when they hear themselves talk?
Jay2Jay Gaming
"I had it coming"
So now I know what I want on my tombstone.
Subcomandante Marcos
Also, quick comment on this idiot Colbert's mentioning of "michelle obama's" "healthy" lunches program. Besides it costing tax payers millions. IT FAILED!!! Fact, fact fact!! -
The latest reports show that 40 percent of U.S. women are obese, and American teenagers are also continuing to put on weight. Overall, 38 percent of U.S. adults are obese and 17 percent of teenagers are, the two reports find. Adult Obesity in the United States.According to the most recent data, adult obesity rates now exceed 35 percent in four states, 30 percent in 25 states and are above 20 percent in all states.
Saveea Paris
I HOPE TRUMP SUES YOU! BASTARD!
Saveea Paris
YOUR DOING A GREAT DISERVICE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OFFER NO VALUE WHAT SO EVER. SOUNDS LIKE A LEFTIST LIBERAL!
the Parmar
fucking,hypocritical Americans crying over Russian interference , do you know how many fucking elections you have tampered with , destroyed nations, bombed civilians you cowards?!
Lord DIO
interesting how the right wing fuck heads screech about the first amendment when they want to shout their racist shit, but the minute you criticize them, oh no, that's libel! who's the special snowflake now?
alexdapostman
Stephen Colbert a weak minded radical snowflake liberal that has never gotten over the last election. What's even worse he has half of America the nincompoops following him!
Miah Leissa
Mo Brooks, Get another job. You have no business in "public service". You do not have a clue.
Bri Swifty
Let's tell the 4 year olds that die of cancer that they aren't leading good healthy lives
Smiley Snake
boo the waste of tax payer money not cheer.
fibsernum30
It is amusing that right-wing screwballs are running ads on Colbert's videos. Do they really think Colbert followers will buy their misguided crap?
troglodite30
It's all true..If your a truly holy and righteous God fearer..You wont get cancer! Ducks disease! Trypanosomiasis! The dreaded Nadger plague! False teeth! Toe rot, or any other Godless disease floating around!..The good senator just said so..Must be true!..How did all these stupid, ignorant people ever get elected?
Annie S.
trump is the type of person our Founding Fathers warned us about. We're destined to be the second Roman Empire with him in charge.
MrIlleism
I wish Doctors, Nurses and all medical staff collectively protested this healthcare act. Just based on the fact that it's inhumane.
Lone Avohkii
Still kind of wondering how Donald trump hasn't been shot yet, especially now since a republican politician was already shot
arthur riley
Mr Brown, the concept of insurance is that we all pay and therefore the overwhelming
costs are spread amongst us. Separating people into different categories is to destroy the concept of insurance. Republicans are not for people, they serve rich dudes only.
PhillyFrank1
Actually, Trump probably would like to quarter soldiers at his properties -- and charge tax payers twice the going rate to do so. He's already charging for Secret Service members' accommodations when he stays at Mar-a-Lago or his New Jersey club, which he does practically every weekend -- he even charges the golf cart rental fee. Not to mention charging us for that piece of chocolate cake.


#kleptocracy
Adrien Ragot
Can anyone explain what the pianist is here for?

It looks like he's a part of the show, but he never laughs at the right time, and when the crowd is cracked up rotfl, he's like "ha. ha. ha."

Does he do the pre-show warmup or something ?
Jude Davis
"got cancer???? should've given that homeless guy that 5$"
flyinspirals
Maybe we should call their bluff and change a few libel laws. It could shut down a lot of rite wing hate babblers.
mike doyle
TRUMP collects a pension...wonder if that fund has any investment in Fox ?
abilitynorth
Trump's diet would definitely put him the bad group but he never pay a full price
Tyler Schwindt
itd be like a jew in 1930 being like theyrecoming for my bagels... no theyre coming for so much more. this dream liner is hitting an iceburg
Tyler Schwindt
Can i take a sec to say how sad it is we're joking about this? i get it but that its even a thing is my point.
Mcgee Stevens
Romans 8:5-7
1599 Geneva Bible (GNV)

5 For they that are after the flesh, savor the things of the flesh: but they that are after the Spirit, the things of the Spirit.

6 For the wisdom of the flesh is death: but the wisdom of the Spirit is life and peace,

7 Because the wisdom of the flesh is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the Law of God, neither indeed can be.
carlos lucero
So the really sick people pay for the good healthy people ?
Demoncracy Killer
Politics is like wrestling, it's scripted by Hollywood liberals, republicans are the bigots, incest cross worshippers who love Jews
antiglue
3:52 lol actually looks like Walter
Phil Robertson
Putin Colbert: "Donald, maybe you could cool with the tweets, it comes off as a little crazy..." LOL
entertainedbyidiots
fact: wilbur ross plays the melty-face guy in raiders of the lost ark.
Alex Landherr
"Commerce secretary and Jeff Dunham puppet gone rogue, Wilbur Ross", my favorite ventriloquist related Colbert joke.
CDevil
Calling Wilbur Ross a "Jeff Dunham puppet gone rogue" is an insult to Dunham. He has higher quality standards.
ri3it483qthirf
seriously? when you find yourself on the side that's against healthy school lunches for kids, you really have to take a good hard look at the fucking mirror, and ask yourself, "am I the bad guy here?"
Thrasher7170
I'd love to hear this administration defend its statements on health care and pre-existing conditions. Please, Mr. Trump, tell me what my younger sister did to deserve being autistic. Tell me what I did to deserve having severe social anxiety. Tell me what my friend did to deserve her crippling depression. And then go fuck yourself. Hard. With a cactus.
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